Cronauer Here
Good Morning Vietnam
Cronauer here with another breath taking editorial:
Sorry, I have been away, but I was vacationing in the sunny sandy beaches of Iraq; oh wait Iraq is just one big beach! No wonder my bringing my surf board didn’t do me any good.
And Just like Vietnam the fashion’s among the military still clash, everything military overrated tan, still think a little blue here, maybe a dash of red their would really work to bring out the eyes on an otherwise boring ensemble. Oh, just thinking we don't need red that get splanshed on us way to much these days.
Well, our hmm, Commander hmm, chief is here seems like he kept that speech today molding in his pocket for a couple of days because it sounds like a repeat of almost every other speech he as given on the so called, “War on Terror.”
They say the enemy is these guys that wear kind of like bed sheets, make sure I do not sleep to long somebody might mistaken me and shoot me. Then what can I say about a guy from Jersey, we hear popping sounds on a regular basis and it isn’t the fourth of July.
My neighborhood is so bad, you can get shot for $7.50 the price of a movie or better yet $10 is a gold mine because you not only get to see a movie you might even be able to by a soda and some popcorn.
That movie, " United 93," was a big hit in my neighborhood because they wanted to know how to better hijack cars and terrorize the neighbors.
As for the further state of the economy, I watch my pay go like a drunken sailor on holiday after each payday just trying to pay my rent, utilities and afford a little gasoline for my old jalopy.
I had the police call me the other day for their donation drive, what was interesting asking an employed person if they got money to spare; with the rising costs especially medicine and food who could afford them.
Well I am off, I can’t seem to afford McDonald’s much these days, I wonder what the soup kitchen is like?
As the governer of California is famous for saying, "Hasta la vista, baby."
Cronauer here with another breath taking editorial:
Sorry, I have been away, but I was vacationing in the sunny sandy beaches of Iraq; oh wait Iraq is just one big beach! No wonder my bringing my surf board didn’t do me any good.
And Just like Vietnam the fashion’s among the military still clash, everything military overrated tan, still think a little blue here, maybe a dash of red their would really work to bring out the eyes on an otherwise boring ensemble. Oh, just thinking we don't need red that get splanshed on us way to much these days.
Well, our hmm, Commander hmm, chief is here seems like he kept that speech today molding in his pocket for a couple of days because it sounds like a repeat of almost every other speech he as given on the so called, “War on Terror.”
They say the enemy is these guys that wear kind of like bed sheets, make sure I do not sleep to long somebody might mistaken me and shoot me. Then what can I say about a guy from Jersey, we hear popping sounds on a regular basis and it isn’t the fourth of July.
My neighborhood is so bad, you can get shot for $7.50 the price of a movie or better yet $10 is a gold mine because you not only get to see a movie you might even be able to by a soda and some popcorn.
That movie, " United 93," was a big hit in my neighborhood because they wanted to know how to better hijack cars and terrorize the neighbors.
As for the further state of the economy, I watch my pay go like a drunken sailor on holiday after each payday just trying to pay my rent, utilities and afford a little gasoline for my old jalopy.
I had the police call me the other day for their donation drive, what was interesting asking an employed person if they got money to spare; with the rising costs especially medicine and food who could afford them.
Well I am off, I can’t seem to afford McDonald’s much these days, I wonder what the soup kitchen is like?
As the governer of California is famous for saying, "Hasta la vista, baby."
posted by HRM Deborah of Israel and the Messenger of Peace at 10:16 AM
2 Comments:
This is an awesome movie. Did you like it? I wish that their were more people like Robin Williams' character.
Yes, I like the movie, actually saw it several time's and I do agree their should be more out spoken people like him.
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