The Housewife and the Brush Salesman

One day a brush salesman came knocking on the housewives door and she not knowing it was a salesman opened the door.

She very politely told the salesman she was not interested in purchasing any of his products, but to force her to buy he put his foot in the door and refuses to remove it until she purchased a brush.

Over and over again, the salesman would come to the housewives door and all the while within the housewives home her husband was a bit angry because of the high cost of the brushes and that one brush in particular had causes a rash and some of her hair had fallen out.

This had been going on for quite some time with the housewife in all the while was trying to come up with a solution, she had gotten treatment and even though her hair was returning; the salesman kept coming back sticking his foot in the door forcing the housewife to make a purchase.

Until one day, the housewife was dressed very nicely with pointed high heel shoes on and was on her way out when; who should pounce on her door that day, the salesman.

As usual he stuck his foot in the door insisting she make a purchase, but today would be different; the housewife not only stomped on his foot, but took the end of her shoe and kicked the salesman in the shin.

After this he came no more to the door to bother her. -HRM Deborah

Commentary:

For over a hundred and nine years, Palestine (the Housewife) has been subjected to a very harsh and often times, violent salesman known as the United States. They caused the hundred and eight year war that is now over, but yet they continue to harass, dictate and undermine policy in a foreign government and country which should not be allowed in any manner and collaborate with known terrorist organization within the country to keep the unrest fueled so they can continue bullying the people of the country.

The United States, also does the same to the majority of the countries in the Middle East, if they stopped the bullying tyrannical tactic’s the unrest in the Middle East, as well as Palestine; would be not only resolved, but after the red, white and blue dust cleared; countries would be in happy harmony and with the utmost; peace.