George the Wrong House

I heard a joke the other day about U.S. president George W. Bush’s new home, after he leaves the White House.

While Laura found one in an upper middle class neighborhood and she was so excited to show George on the day they are to move in and for some reason, George has less money then he did while being President.

There are two homes with a hedge in the middle and George jumps out of the car very excited also, but looks towards the wrong house.

He runs up the drive with the secret service watching him.

This home has glass windows and George likes glass windows, needless to say, he breaks into the home, which is not his.

On the other side of the hedge Laura keeps calling to George, he is in the wrong house.

Instead of going around the hedge, to the right home, he attempts to jump the hedge; catching his foot.

He lands flat on his face, on the lawn; at Laura’s feet.