George the Wrong House

I heard a joke the other day about U.S. president George W. Bush’s new home, after he leaves the White House.

While Laura found one in an upper middle class neighborhood and she was so excited to show George on the day they are to move in and for some reason, George has less money then he did while being President.

There are two homes with a hedge in the middle and George jumps out of the car very excited also, but looks towards the wrong house.

He runs up the drive with the secret service watching him.

This home has glass windows and George likes glass windows, needless to say, he breaks into the home, which is not his.

On the other side of the hedge Laura keeps calling to George, he is in the wrong house.

Instead of going around the hedge, to the right home, he attempts to jump the hedge; catching his foot.

He lands flat on his face, on the lawn; at Laura’s feet.

Osama bin Laden Condemns Israel

Now that is a mouth full since the majority of his messages have so far been a fraud nor has Bin Laden been seen in years.

Makes me think of a joke and American told me a little time back, that Bin Laden was in Crawford, Texas sitting at the ranch pool with sunshades in a chaise lounge, sipping a cool drink.

Does make one wonder?

The Five Secrets of a Perfect Relationship:

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks and cleans from time to time, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is great , and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very, very important that these four women don't know each other .