Tuesday, September 23, 2008

The George W Bush Presidential Library ...

... is in the planning stages!

The Library will include:

The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.

The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.

The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.

The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.

The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.

The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.

The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling.

The 'Tax Cut' Room with entry only to the wealthy.

The 'Economy Room' which is in the toilet.

The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.

The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery.

The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.

The Supremes Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.

The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.

The 'Decider Room' complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.

The museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate the President's accomplishments.


Note:
I happened upon this and wondered if this was actually people’s real views of the Bush Administration. While the intention it is assured meant to be humor, it is actually rather grim.

As to the two story outhouse, I was actually trying to find a possible model of the Bush library; when this appeared.

As to the real Library:

The George W. Bush Presidential Library is the future presidential library of George W. Bush, announced to be located on the campus of Southern Methodist University in Dallas, Texas. Construction of the library is planned to begin in 2009, and is expected to cost $200 million to $500 million.

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